The Mighty Polymorphin Power Rangers

A Mighty Polymorphin Power Ranger is a computer genius who “Polymorphs” from an unpowered form into a powerful and extremely resourceful programming super rock star usually wearing a brightly colored battle suit made of spandex featuring a helmet with an opaque visor. In many cases, the helmet serves to protect his or her secret identity and ultimate programming knowledge. (In some cases, more powerful Rangers may have extra shielding on their suit to protect them from duplicate code and broken windows.)

A morphed Ranger generally possesses superhuman logic, agile, and hand-coding techniques; unmorphed Rangers may possess other innate abilities such as Ajax, Patterns, and Guitar Hero skills that are usually not directly related to his or her Ranger powers.

Smack Talk (RSS)

Your giant robot is going to Blue Screen of Death

We’re going to mess you up space monster style. And then we’re going to throw a huge party at Rita Repulsa’s place and not invite you

Kyle Drake (Internet All-Stars)

RipOff!

You do realize the Power Rangers were just a cheap imitation of Voltron don’t you?

blake hall (Web414)

Maybe the Wii

You all have no chance at GH either! You can only hope that Wii will pacify your weak team and pastel jumpsuits!

Kevin Ciesielski (Web414)

Good luck with Guitar Hero

I hear you have some real rock stars on your team. That’s good because Polly Wog Stew is going to walk all over you guys in the F1 Challenge. Maybe you can settle for the Guitar Hero contest where you actually have a chance.

Tom ONeill (Pollywog Stew)

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